Tuesday, July 5, 2011

SWEDEN

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I WAS INVITED TO SWEDEN TO GIVE A PRESENTATION ON THE UNITED STATE'S PROGRAMS  WHICH WERE DESIGNED TO PROTECT THE 700 NAVY SHIPS IN THE EVENT OF A CHEMICAL ATTACK. THE TALK WAS PRESENTED TO THE 2ND INTERNATIONAL SYMPOSIUM ON PROTECTION AGAINST CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENTS......I WAS QUITE NERVOUS INITIALLY UNTIL I REALIZED THAT... ALTHOUGH THE AUDIENCE MIGHT HAVE CONSISTED OF THE WORLD'S EXPERTS.....MOST OF THEM COULD NOT COMPLETELY COMPREHEND ENGLISH...... AS I SOON FOUND OUT WHEN MY PROJECTIONIST  THOUGHT THAT 'GO BACK"..... MEANT......." GO FORWARD"


I COULD NOT FIND ANY SWEDISH MEAT BALLS........MY RENTAL CAR LIGHTS STAYED ON DAY AND NIGHT......THERE WAS ONLY 3 HOURS OF NIGHT.....IT LOOKED LIKE EVERYONE WAS BLOND AND OVER SIX FEET TALL
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